Top Secret! (1984) SEALED
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Before Val Kilmer start as "Doc" Holliday in Tombstone and the Caped Crusader in Batman Forever, he strutted his stuff in Top Secret! Imagine our hero the hands of the Zucker brothers, the guys who brought you all the Airplane! and Naked Gun movies. In fact, Top Secret! does for "spy" epics and Elvis films what Airplane! did for disaster movies.
Kilmer dazzles as a very hip 1950's style American rock 'n' roller sent on a concert or behind the Iron Curtain. In the best Marx Brothers style, he reduces East Germany to total shambles. Of course, there's a lot of singing, dancing and romancing along the way, not mention some of the funniest sight gags ever seen on screen. So rev up your laser player and get ready for laughs like only the Zucker brothers can deliver. - from back cover.
Catalog #: LV 1567-WS
Laserdisc Released: 1995
Length: 90 min
CLV, Wide Screen, Dolby Digital
Laserdisc - Mint (sealed)
Cover - Mint
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Cover - is still sealed.
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