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Walter Heyer ‎– Das Beste Aus "Ohne Hemd Und Ohne Höschen" (?) 2xLP German Press

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Das Beste Aus "Ohne Hemd Und Ohne Höschen" (The Best of No Shirt and No Panties) is a compilation album that features some of the most popular songs from the popular German album series No Shirt and No Panties.

Style: ParodyFolk, Schlager

Vinyl: NM

Cover: VG+ (minor corner wear, light creasing bottom left corner area and off spine.)

Label: Polydor ‎– 2664 227

Country: Germany


A1a Laßt Uns Den Tag Genießen 1:12
A1b Ohne Hemd Und Ohne Hös'chen (Mit Dem Pfeil, Dem Bogen) 1:10
A1c Oh, Wie Ist Das Schön! (Oh, Wie Bist Du Schön) 1:26
A2a Der Letzte Knopf An Meiner Hose 1:36
A2b ...Das Macht Der Frühling 1:16
A2c Lecker - Lecker 1:11
A3a Es War Zur Guten Alten Ritterszeit 1:43
A3b Oh, Wie Wohl Ist Mir Beim Lieben (Oh, Wie Wohl Ist Mir Am Abend) 0:50
A3c Es Tropft Aus Allen Ritzen (Sauna-Song) (Das Wandern Ist Des Müllers Lust) 1:35
A4a Warum Weinst Du, Arme Ehefrau 1:41
A4b Ich Trink' Am Liebsten Bock-Bier 1:40
A5a Flitterwochen In Paris (Das Wandern Ist Des Müllers Lust) 1:25
A5b ... Mit Den Dicksten Bizeps Der Welt (Mariechen Saß Weinend Im Garten) 1:20
A5c Wie Schön, Daß Wir Eine Vereinsfahne Hab'n 1:30
B1a Das Hemd (Ich Schieß Den Hirsch) 1:29
B1b Sabinchen War 'Ne Flotte Biene (Sabinchen War Ein Frauenzimmer) 0:48
B1c Die Bett-Story (Es Klappert Die Mühle) 1:28
B2a Als Der Opa Der Oma Einst Blicke Zuwarf (Es Klappert Die Mühle) 1:36
B2b Kein Brandy - Kein Whisky (Kein Feuer - Keine Kohle) 1:06
B2c So'n Bart (Meiner Ist Viel Länger Als Deiner) 1:40
B3a Sie Hat Nichts Weiter Als Das Radio An 1:13
B3b Ich Mach' Ein Glückliches Mädchen Aus Dir 1:42
B3c Wo Man Singt, Da Laßt Euch Nieder (Glory Hallelujah) 1:00
B4a Willst Du Was Erleben (Old Smoky) 1:28
B4b Drück' Doch Mal Ein Auge Zu 1:37
B5a Das Glück Ist Wie 'Ne Lotterie (When The Saints...) 1:35
B5b Mit Dir Hab' Ich Das Große Los Gezogen 1:20
B5c Ein Kleines Zipfelchen Vom Großen Glück 1:24
C1a Das Kann Doch Niemals Sünde Sein (Jetzt Trinken Wir Noch A Flascherl Wein) 1:26
C1b Beim Kleben Geht Manchmal Leim Daneben (Torgauer Marsch) 1:14
C1c Das Machen Wir Lieber Selber 1:43
C2a Junges Gemüse (Red River Valley) 1:30
C2b Komm Unter Meine Decke 1:32
C2c Nur Für Dich (Lang, Lang Ist's Her) 1:22
C3a Auch Ich War Ein Jüngling (Aus Zar Und Zimmermann) 1:20
C3b In Meinem Bett 1:38
C3c Ein Schöner Rücken 0:58
C4a Ich Habe Nichts Mit Meiner Frau - Außer Ärger 1:30
C4b Fräulein Hedwig (Dichter Und Bauer) 1:08
C5a Jeder Tag Ein Feiertag (Von Luzern Auf Weggis Zu) 1:10
C5b Ich Hab' Immer Lust (Waldeslust) 0:55
C5c Wir Machen So Gerne "Bum-Bum"! (Heidschi Bumbeidschi) 1:05
D1a Ohne Hemd Und Ohne Hös'chen (Gloryland) 0:52
D1b Sah Ein Knab' Ein Hös'chen Wehn (Sah Ein Knab' Ein Röslein Stehn) 1:12
D1c Rums - Bums - Tralala 1:42
D2a Wenn Der Erste Spargel Schießt (Schneewalzer) 1:40
D2b Das Ist Ein Ding 1:30
D3a Die Ganze Welt Ist Voller Sonnenschein (Yorck'scher Marsch) 1:14
D3b Auf Einem Hühnerhofe 1:20
D3c Ein Guter Hahn Wird Selten Fett (Stimmt An Mit Hellem Hohen Klang) 0:40
D4a Ich Pfeif' Heut' Nacht 1:11
D4b - Das Macht Der Frühling 1:32
D4c Frech Muß Man Sein! (Melodie In F) 0:52
D5a Ja, Das Ist Immer Wieder Schön 1:29
D5b 'Ne Schwarze "Mieze"-Katze (Rolling Home) 1:25
D5c Sellerie Und Spargel 1:44


All our regularly priced used vinyl goes through and 10 minute Ultra Sonic cleaning (the best cleaning) and is then graded visually under bright light, with a partial play grading when deemed nessary.

We encourage you to view all the pictures and read our comments on the conditions, as we find these to be more beneficial than a standard grade. Occasionally we'll use a grade range (ie: VG / VG+) for either vinyl or cover if condition is borderline and hard to stick in one category.

NOTE: We do not grade or mention the condition of original printed inner sleeves (if the record has them) though we will often picture them if included. If this is a concern of yours you can contact us and ask us.


Vinyl - only given to sealed records, or records we personally acquired new, opened them but never played. Of course since the record is sealed we cannot guarantee there are no pressing flaws or minor warping, and since all the sealed records we sell are out of print, we cannot except returns or exchanges on sealed records that have been opened.

Cover - is still sealed.

Near Mint (NM):

Vinyl - a unsealed record that looks nearly flawless.

Cover - may have light typical storage wear.

Excellent (EX):

Vinyl - may have one or two light scuff marks but should play just as well as a NM record.

Cover - has some very minor cosmetic issue, like a light crease, light ring wear, nothing that is very noticeable.

Very Good Plus (VG+):

Vinyl - will look played, may have some scuffs and light surface marks / scratches.  May have light surface noise such as pops, clicks and crackles but it should be occasional and not consistent and not overwhelming. May have light warping but it should not affect the play.

Cover - will have noticeable wear such as ring wear, seam splitting, writing on cover, creases, etc.  Could be a couple items (not all) and they should not be major.

Very Good (VG):

Vinyl - will look VERY played, have lot of marks, scuffs, scratches (possibly deep), play with noticeable maybe even consistent background noise but is still listenable.  May have warping but it should not affect play.

Cover - will have a couple cosmetic issues ring wear, seam splitting, writing on cover, creases, etc and it will be very pronounce.

Good (G):

Vinyl - will play but will have a lot of issues and have a lot of loud background noise.  We will rarely list a record in this condition.

Cover - cover is damaged to a point where it is not usable to house a record. All the seams are split, the panels are moldy, major writing all over, etc.  The only time we'll list a record with a cover in this shape is if it's rare or the record is in great shape.

Orders ship within two business days.

Rest assured, unlike MANY sellers and even large companies, we know how to ship vinyl (and LaserDiscs) correctly! We used high quality mailers, two to three cardboard stiffners and if the album you are buying is used it is shipped outside the cover to prevent damage to the seams in transit. When it comes to shipping LaserDiscs we don't always ship outside the cover as in transit seam wear is not as common. If you want your discs shipped outside the cover feel free to note that at checkout in the message box.

Multiple discs = multiple records. Four 7" 45's = 1 LP

Special Note for 78's: Shellac records are much more fragile and require additional packaging, because of this each 78 will count as two records for shipping calculation purposes.

Domestic Shipping (USA):

Media Mail: $5.50 flat rate no matter how many records (LaserDiscs) you buy!
Priority Mail: rates vary based on the total weight of your order, and will calculate at checkout unless your order contains more than 6 records (LaserDiscs).

International Shipping:

For international customers we have the following countries and rates setup. If you don't see your country or would like a quote on another method of shipping please contact us for a shipping quote. Multiple record sets count as multiple records.  Any order over 5 records will require you to contact us for a shipping quote. Rates include Insurance.

Customs Fees & Taxes:

Note the buyer is responsible for any additional customs fees or taxes that may be incurred. For customs purposes we only value packages at the purchase amount, we will NOT value them lower. All international orders are insured to protect against damage or loss and we must declare the same value for customs. We also WILL NOT mark items as gifts, this is against the law and punishable to both the buyer and seller. Know your countries laws, and duties / taxes amounts if you're not willing to pay them do not place an order. We will charge a restocking fee up to 25% of the total order, in addition to any other costs charged to us if your order is returned due to refusal to pay any fees required by your country.

NOTE: We can no longer ship to the United Kingdom due to Brexit regulations that would require us to register and collection VAT. We do not have the capability to take on this and will not ship to the UK until the country decides to collect their own tax. We also do not ship to Russia or China.

Australia & New Zealand

First Class International: (1-2 Records $24.00) (3 Records $35.00) (4 Records $52.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $48.00) (3 Records $61.00) (4 Records $65.00)


First Class International: (1-2 Records $26.00) (3 Records $40.00) (4 Records $58.00

Priority International: (1-2 Records $53.00) (3 Records $55.00) (4-5 Records $63.00)


First Class International: (1-2 Records $17.50) (3 Records $25.00) (4-5 Records $39.00

Priority International: (1-2 Records $37.00) (3 Records $39.00) (4-5 Records $41.00)

Austria / Belgium / Denmark / Finland / France / Germany / Greece / Ireland* / Netherlands / Sweden* / Switzerland

NOTE: Countries with a * next to them if you choose 1st Class International shipping the tracking number will only update while item is in the USA, once it leaves the USA tracking will no longer update. If you want full tracking you must choose Priority Mail International!

First Class International: (1-2 Records $26.00) (3 Records $37.50) (4 Records $39.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $48.00) (3-4 Records $52.00)

Hong Kong

1st Class International: (1-2 Records $25.00) (3 Records $35.00) (4 Records $54.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $50.00) (3 Records $57.00) (4 Records $62.00)


First Class International: (1-4 7" Singles $15.00) (1-2 Records $25.00) (3 Records $35.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $54.00) (3 Records $58.00)


Priority International: (1-2 Records $48.00) (3-4 Records $52.00)


First Class International: (1-2 Records $25.00) (3 Records $37.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $50.00) (3-4 Records $55.00)


First Class International: (1-2 Records $23.00) (3-4 Records $30.00)

Priority International: (1-2 Records $53.00) (3-4 Records $59.00)